Review: Neil Simon's '45 Seconds From Broadway' a Light and Pleasant Diversion

When you go to see a Neil Simon play, you expect to see colorful characters, witty dialogue, and even some pathos. "45 Seconds From Broadway" is second-tier Neil Simon, not as funny as his classics "The Odd Couple" or "Barefoot in the Park," but still enjoyable in its own way.

The Arctic Playhouse's production assembles a fine cast of their regular performers, plus some newbies, for their amusing production of the play.

The setting is a coffee shop in New York City, just outside the theater district. Black-and-white photos of actors adorn the walls. The owners, Bernie and Zelda (Paul Oliver, Camille Terilli), are Jewish. The menu is eclectic, which has earned the shop the nickname "The Polish Tea Room."

Comedian Mickey Fox (Bill Cabrera) meets with a London theater producer (Jeffrey Massery) about starring in a production of "Fiddler on the Roof." Mickey is a jovial and charming man who enjoys his fame. Daniel T. Hankins, a newcomer to the Arctic, is Solomon, a budding playwright from South Africa. He has very little money, so Bernie hires him as a waiter. Hankins has an earnestness which is appealing.

Megan Woods (Leah Kiernan) is an aspiring actress hoping to make it on Broadway. Bernie hires her as a waitress. Rayleen and Charles Browning (played by veteran performers Beth and David Jepson), an elderly couple, pop in every so often. Rayleen is a control freak who needs everything done to her specifications. Charles remains silent, and defers to her whims.

As Bernie, Oliver ("One Slight Hitch") has the funniest lines. Bernie hates going to the theater and prefers reading, because "books are quiet and they don't ask you if you liked them afterward." That's cute.
There are also many jokes made about Rayleen's coat, which seems to consist of dead animals.

Director Richard Johnson ("Noises Off") brings out the best in his performers and keeps the tone light and pleasant. This is a show refreshingly free of cynicism. These are basically good-natured people who help one another.

One subplot features Harry (Scott Conti), Mickey's older brother. Harry's son is a lawyer who wants to be a comedian. Harry asks Mickey to help his son in his new career. The relationship between the brothers has been strained. Mickey decides to help his nephew at the expense of his own career.

Beth Jepson is a blast as the heavily-made-up Rayleen. At one time or another, we've all encountered women like her. They are capable of driving you crazy with their requests. Beth and her husband, David, have a very touching scene near the end of the show as Charles makes a shocking admission.

Gail Gill plays Bessie, a successful stage actress who flirts with Mickey. Gill shines as the seasoned veteran sharing her insights on show business with Megan. Last but not least, Cabrera radiates pure charisma as Mickey. His scenes with Conti are poignant, as Mickey reveals the sadness hiding behind his jokes.

John Braica and Jim Belanger's set design is fantastic with great attention to detail. It looks and feels authentic.

I wish Simon's writing had been a little bit more focused. There are so many characters competing for attention that it's unfortunate the way some get shortchanged. Despite the flaws, it's safe to say "45 Seconds From Broadway" is another winner for Arctic.

"45 Seconds From Broadway" runs through November 24 at The Arctic Playhouse. 1249 Main St., West Warwick, RI. Run time: 2 hours, 15 minutes including intermission. For tickets, call 401-573-3443 or visit thearcticplayhouse.com.